THE ABSURDITY OF ILLYA ERTIQA a regular muggle living in an all to muggle-world, a little part of me died when i realised i'd never get to go to hogwarts. i want to be 11 again. but it's too late, cause severus snape's already dead. so is michael jackson. why am i always just a little too late?

ouh no,,
im soo gona fail my guitar exam
last tuesday,mr lim asked me 4 the results
n i was like,,i dunno
the examiner wun let me see the results
even after i asked him
n he was all
what?so ur the one who's gona get me inn trouble
n i was all
but u said to look at the scores so we wun haf to ask u
and he was all
i told u to look at the score not ask hm 4 it

then he kept staring,,glaring at me
i was like ouhk,,wadever

i think he expected me to apologise
but he was soo wrong i was never gona apologise to him
technically,,he was the one who should have used the word peeped
instead oflook,,right????
yes!
niwaes that day went to watch a nite movie wif
kak ferind n my uncle
its cool coz my uncle's only a year older
we watched wild child
*honestly,,didnt thought he would like it..
lol..but the movie was reli cute
yeah..gd times,,gd times...

much love
illya



omg!
tuesdae..yesterday was my guitar exam
the recptionist called at the last minute
n i had to came a half hour earlier!
i tot i was prepared,,really..
i practised a hell lot
memorised eveerything etc.
when i got there they were like..
glad u can make it earlier..
in the end my turn was about 5 mins earlier seh
than the original time i was supposed to be thr
i waited n waaited..
practised quietly..
then i heard this weird bell sound
biut then ignored it n focused in my guitar
n i held the cashirs n helpers laughu=ing
ignored that too
then when i ooked up
i realise d they laugjed coz 1 of them called
me,,but i totally didnt pay attention
then i got reli nervous
when i got in
i saw this fierce n old looking ang moh
the fierce looking mad me really nervous
the first section was to play the scales
to told me to play the A Harmonic Scale
n i played the C harmonic scale!!
*btw..i realised all my mistake when i
went out of the examination room

next was the songs
i paused a lot..
my fingering was bogus..
n the lullaby sounded like a croaking frog!

then was the knowledge test
atrocious!
i totally blanked out..
i caught a glance at the marking sheet n i saw a zero..
lol
next the oral test..
i sounded like a choking toad!!!

yeap,,worst of all
at the end,,
i asked the examiner if i could see my marks..
*Mr Lim told us to seeour marks b4 leaving..
and he was like no..
n i exolained to him that my teacher wanted s to see
out marks b4 leaving..
n he was all,,well then ur teacher was wrong..
major paiseh lorh!!!

yeap..suckish day..



much love

P.S ill update if i fail



the initial plan 4 todae was to just chill
go to the paark n play the guitar(while my sis play playground)
in the end my father came home early
n ibu ended up not going to work
and we went to East Coast..
on the way there i felt sicker than the time
i rode the Corkshkrew 6 times
i was on the edge of barfing!
yeah..luckily the cool beach breeze
helped a heck lot
ouhk..wad am i saying?
sis(S) n i rode bikes
then went home..haish..
now REALLY TIRED
lol..catch ya l8r!




much love



the freakiest thing just happened...
went to m final guitar lesson b4 my grade 1 exam,,
i came early wif sis n had 2 wait 4 a reli loong time..
then there's this idiot who pushed me at the railing
i turned to see this guy
*maybe malay..maybe alien
he actually winked at me!
i was like,,wads up wif ugly here?
thats wad i told my sis..
i was reli hyper b4 that incident
and i felt even hyper-er
k,,freakyy
then he went one level down..
he looked up n gave me a flirty smile..
i was like..ugly here has issues..
he looked major gay..
wad did i do 2 deserve this..
k,,maybe i did alot but none to deserve
such horrible fate..drama queen..haha
yep..then i blabbered to sis bout banglah n how
i hate them..how bad they smell
*she was looking down when i talked to her
n suddenly she was like,,omg!the stalker pointed to us!
*i tot her that
yeap..disgusted..


then after the lesson i went to McD
n on my seniors
served me...it was major akward!
he was like hi,can i take ur order
*or sumtin like that..didnt reli paid attention
when i gaf him the cash it was extra extra akward!!!
yeah...then headed home n
under the MRT railing..near the road
there were like policemen and banglahdeshis..
akward...but i felt good..coz justiice is served baby!!
woohoo!
k,,tired sia..


much love(is more n more ppl using this phrse/???)
illya



I've seen twice of Muhsin this week..
*ouh,,my eyes!!!!!
lol..
Tuesdae met up wif him and sacha
she told me that me and him were supposed to teach her..
i dun even noe teach wad but i just tagged along
in the end Muhsin thot me
the simpler part of "Fall For You"
n i tink sacha learnt "Always Be My Baby"





Then on Wednesdae met sheela sacha n muhsiin
i told them that the last person would haf to
treat the first person
as sum kind of useless threat to make sure they come on time
and i regret that coz it totally backfired
but didnt haf to blanja muhsin(first person)
coz he didnt want anitin
yay!!
watched the coffin
turned out it was really boring
damn slow..
*but i must admit
i did got scared
the sound system was a boom!

lol..more of romance then horror...
muhsin didnt bring a sweater
n i tot maybe he was fine
in the end he got cold in the cinema..
hahaha!!



ouhk..i need to get a life,,
haha,,my life stinks
haha--spongeb0b just fell off a cliff!
k.im out


much love



JUST WANNA SAY THAT MY BLOG IS A DAY BACK..
I WOULD CHANGE THE DATE BUT HU CARES?
ITS JUST MAKING PERFECTION.


MUCH LOVE



nothing to do..
just went home from swimming..
and boy,,i think i went 2 skin tones darker=[
i look like a banglahdeshi!!
*no offense..read my about me section n ull understand
later goin meet sheela sacha and muhsin at boots n shoes
wayching movie..
haf i mention this in my previous post..'
i think i did..
lol..
ouh well
omg..i smell chlorine..
where is it cumin from..
*sniff..sniff
ouh..its me..lmao!
gona bathe AGAIN..
hai-ya-yai!
listening to lose control by Evanescence..
haha..nth else to write..
type..type..type on the keyboard of labtop
on the table next to the tv
ooh..im hungry..
gona eat oreo w milk
*oreo good...
haha..



much love



last week was damning busy..
*lol..it was only tuesdae and wednesdae..heee
tuesdae nite went wif fam and neighbour to
nite safari 2 celeb Sharmyn's bdae..
kinda fun..but we had to go home early coz neighbour had sch nxt day
then wed morn went out to send Atuk to Changi Airport
*Haji..haha
went to Geylang after that..haha..eat n loiter round
*with fam..so safe
then ran late and had to rush home coz had meeting wif Adam
to the movies..
*drizzling ready..
met Adam outside BK
*he looked kinda cool wif his bucket hat,,hoodies and jeans
he liked hip-hop..total opposite of me..haha
he has a band..Renegade i tink..
i tot he played the acoustic guitar but it turns
out he plays the electric guitar.lol
we talked
n he said i looked nervous,,
i was jus cold frim the rain..
i rushed and totally 4got my jacket
we booked two ticks to Quantum of Solace
then went to loiter around..
wanted to eat but in the end full
then went up again and i had to use the toilet
and when i came out he was staring at this
PCD music vid:When I Grow Up..
*obseeeen...
haha...i was like..y r u staring at them..
he was like..i find them kinda entertaining
i looked away with a disgusted face and he was
like..dont think dirty..dont think dirty..
i ignored him..
we proceeded to buy food..
and it turns out we both hate popcorn
*i found out we both too like kuda kepang,,lol!
we watched the moviee...kinda nice..
we talked sumtims in the movie..
that distracted me n i dun reli gat the movie..haha
then separated..coz i had to go to Kak Raudah's
malay daance consert at Republic Poly...
had a terrible head ache..maybe coz of the rain..
yeap..
then on thursday morning my fam n i went to KL
there were gd n bad things that happened..
BAD things:
-i had the worst headache..
-i felt like vomitting every morning
-i didnt get anything that i wanted

Good things:
-went to Genting
-got ot eat bubble gum..
-bot cheap stuff



bored now..
tomorrow mite be goin
wif sheela sacha n muhsin
to movies ..but no nice movies
haha..bored and hungry...



much love,,
illya